Post by Pikel on Nov 29, 2017 17:51:54 GMT -6
If we lived in greyhalk today
Humans: 1'2 elf3 dwarf4
1Hey cake in the break?
2Yeah datorn elbre 150 year
damm elves
2Shut up here he comes
3Hey guys what's up
1 conrats elbre
3 why that look
1 what look
3 same look your dad gave me 75 years ago when he worked here
2so
1 you elf's never go away take jobs from humans, jobs we desperately need
3 listen can't help that we live longer
2 he has a point human unemployment much higher
3 yes but we have 2/3 less children we can't help you can control you population.
1still there should be limits
3 listen not all peaches and cream I can't draw my pension until 328 my tax dollars be paying for your fat lazy great great grand children to stand in the labis line long after you are dead.
4 anyway dwarves do all the real work
1,2,3 fucking dwarves.
Humans: 1'2 elf3 dwarf4
1Hey cake in the break?
2Yeah datorn elbre 150 year
damm elves
2Shut up here he comes
3Hey guys what's up
1 conrats elbre
3 why that look
1 what look
3 same look your dad gave me 75 years ago when he worked here
2so
1 you elf's never go away take jobs from humans, jobs we desperately need
3 listen can't help that we live longer
2 he has a point human unemployment much higher
3 yes but we have 2/3 less children we can't help you can control you population.
1still there should be limits
3 listen not all peaches and cream I can't draw my pension until 328 my tax dollars be paying for your fat lazy great great grand children to stand in the labis line long after you are dead.
4 anyway dwarves do all the real work
1,2,3 fucking dwarves.