Post by Roc on Jan 24, 2018 14:06:43 GMT -6
Roc say when proper fixed, flying monkey can be gooder then rations.
Here how Roc do it:
1 Make sure damn flying monkey is dead, give it a good extra smash to be sure.
2 Cut or tear head off save for later.
3 Get dagger or strong stick and put through neck hole to gut, spin around several times to get all the peices of goo out.
4 Pee in neck hole to clean out goo and dump out.
5 Fill neck hole with creek rocks and swing monkey body against tree to soften meat so not too chewy.
6 Dont take rocks out, bend stong sapling tree over and tie rope to base of another tree, build fire under bent tree.
7 Hang monkey sack over fire and leave till steam coming out of neck hole stops.
8 Remove from heat and dump rocks in bedding for night heat.
9 Tear wings off and pull burnt feathers out, turn monkey inside out and enjoy.
Check in next time for Roc take on moose dropping pie, mmmmmm.
Here how Roc do it:
1 Make sure damn flying monkey is dead, give it a good extra smash to be sure.
2 Cut or tear head off save for later.
3 Get dagger or strong stick and put through neck hole to gut, spin around several times to get all the peices of goo out.
4 Pee in neck hole to clean out goo and dump out.
5 Fill neck hole with creek rocks and swing monkey body against tree to soften meat so not too chewy.
6 Dont take rocks out, bend stong sapling tree over and tie rope to base of another tree, build fire under bent tree.
7 Hang monkey sack over fire and leave till steam coming out of neck hole stops.
8 Remove from heat and dump rocks in bedding for night heat.
9 Tear wings off and pull burnt feathers out, turn monkey inside out and enjoy.
Check in next time for Roc take on moose dropping pie, mmmmmm.
